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Back to getting on some new shit with Shuttlesworth and Dr. Know It All. We hit one bar and sit down at a table near the dance floor, there’s two girls dancing in front of me and when they move around, I tap one of them on the elbow and motion for her to come here. She does. I talk to her a bit and her friend as well. They move around, but she tells me “I’ll be right back.”
I don’t wait up.
I see a couple of other chicks walking by on Dr. Know It All’s side. I motion for him to open them. He glances over his shoulder and opens them. Wow, somebody besides me opened a set! I’m impressed! Shuttlesworth and him game those two and Dr. Know It All leaves with a number.
A few more chicks, a few more drunken moments and before you know it it’s last call and we’re back in the street. Last minute, hail mary time.
Two chicks are walking by, I open them, wind up with one of them, Dr. Know It All takes the other. We’re talking to them and it’s going well with my chick, I can tell she’s into me. Let’s call her Cowgirl. I ask her where the afterparty is.
“I don’t know, you tell me.’
“It’s at my place.”
“Okay, let’s go.”
Our conversation probably doesn’t even last 10 minutes when the chick Dr. Know It All was talking to comes up to us and says, “I’m sorry to have to break this off, but why don’t y’all two just exchange numbers, we got to go.”
We exchange numbers and then I grab her and kiss her, and then they move around.
30 minutes later, Shuttlesworth’s hungry munchie having ass is trying to go to Ihop again. I text Cowgirl and tell her we’re going to Ihop.
She texts back, “We’re about to head there too”
We get to Ihop. It’s at least a 10, 20 minute wait for a table. Fuck that we’re going somewhere else.
I text Cowgirl, ”We’re going to [somewhere else] instead…. slide thru.”
Her, “Naw I want ihop”
She calls me, “Come back to Ihop, we just got up here.”
“Naw, it’s a 45 minute wait up there. There’s no wait at [somewhere else] and I’m hungry. Come up here.”
“No, I don’t eat [somewhere else]. I want bacon at Ihop.”
“They have bacon at [somewhere else.]“
“Yeah, but I don’t eat there bacon.”
This goes on for a little while, with her being stubborn and trying to get me to come back to Ihop. Eventually she gives in, “Okay, I’ll come up to [somewhere else] just to say to hi to you, but then I’m leaving and going to Ihop.”
“Alright, come on.”
I get off the phone. Shuttlesworth looks at me, “bro, she’s driving over here to say ‘hi’ to you at 3 in the morning? You know what she wants, close the deal.”
I just laugh.
Shuttlesworth, Dr. Know It All and I sit down at a table with our food. We’re eating when the girls show up. Cowgirl sits in the booth next to me. Her friend sits in the booth behind us, by herself, but we talk to her and keep her engaged to.
My game was pretty on point here, I must say. Dr. Know It All and Shuttlesworth were witnesses to it. I just keep negging, busting on her and playing with her. She keeps calling me a “smartass” and an “asshole.”
Eventually, she tries to rub on my leg. I push her hand away, “Who said you could rub on my leg? What are you trying to do, seduce me? I’m not that easy.”
She laughs, “Oh, really, do you have to be wined and dined first?”
“Yes, I do.”
I make it a point to talk to her friend a lot too, so that she’s cool with me.
Cowgirl brings up me kissing her in the middle of the street. ”You can’t just be kissing me in the middle of the street like that, what if my boyfriend was around?”
“Well, you should’ve said your boyfriend could be around. That’d be your fault, not mine.”
“Whatever. I’m just joking though, I don’t have a boyfriend.”
I shrug my shoulders.
Then, the girls are about to get ready to go, and Cowgirl says she’s about to go to Waffle House to get her bacon. Cowgirl tries to bring up something about seeing me again. I tell her, “I’m moving back to [my hometown] tomorrow.”
“Really?” She asks.
“Naw, I’m lying. I move back on Monday.”
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